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Christmas crackers

The Red Passion Guide to Christmas in the Club Shop - five fantastic festive gift ideas:

1. WFC brush with mirror (£2) - very appropriate for vain friends.

2. Black WFC boxer shorts (£8) - ideal for the hunky man in your life.

3. WFC white double-decker bus (£2) - more reliable than the Arriva variety.

4. Baby’s long-sleeve pyjamas (£9) - they’re so cute it’s unbelievable.

5. WFC boxed hankies (£5) - suitable for that step-uncle you’re not too keen on.