IDIOT'S GUIDE

No.9: Mark McGregor by Fran Merola

• Appearance: When you first see him in a red shirt, he doesn’t really look like the decent player he is. He opts for the aggressive look, which makes you think he’s a hard player but once the match begins, you soon find out that he’s not the Terminator type - person he thinks he is, I'd leave it all to Scary Carey if I was you Macca.
• Attitude: Not a ‘wears his heart on his sleeve,’ emotional player, but still quite a committed player. A very attacking attitude, always likes to run at the opposition and is not afraid to have a shot on goal.
• Style: Not the most skilled player in the team. Good at the overlapping, forward runs, best thing is his ability to put in good crosses, great passer of the ball.
• Best moment in a red shirt: Goal against Cardiff in WPC, neat one - two, great run, and an even better finish through the legs of the keeper. Also the goal at Stoke, good run and well finished.
• Worst moment in a red shirt: Having to wear that bloody bandage on his head for months ­probably trying to carry on his hard image by trying to look like Rambo.
• Image: Scouse accent, shaven hair, VERY moody looking, funny walk, needs a shave - in other words a typical Wrexham footballer. Terrible taste in shirts - WFC 125th Gala Reunion, a VERY pink number on - sort it out Macca!!!
• Claim to fame: Was supposedly linked with a move to Leeds United - George Graham’s got good taste!
• Friends say: Why the hell did you pick him as your best player!!! He’s very good at that overlapping thing isn’t he.
• Enemies say: He spends more time in the opposition’s box than he does in his own, he’s supposed to be a defender.
• Fame prospects: With his moody looks and ‘I'm hard’ walk he could go on to be an extra in a Tarrantino movie. Football wise - definitely a Division 1 player, if not higher - remember those Leeds United rumours.
• Sex appeal: Where do I begin!!!
• Value in current market: In my opinion probably about £350,000, but then again he’s my favourite player so I would say that - many may argue but I think a reasonable value.
• Describe him in three words only: Decent, Sexy, Skilful.