Heart-to-Heart

Two young, upwardly-mobile men - same agent - want new friends in Wearside region. A & N.

Tall West Indian requires long-term liaison with British league club. Reply to C, no fixed abode.

Scouser, gorgeous left-foot, wants a right peg. Ask for Karl like.

Robbie & Bobby's Marriage Guidance, all bust-ups solved amicably.