toilets
Where others fear to tread
As bad as Glastonbury
Respectable:
- National Stadium, Douglas - 'In the main block and fine'
- Newcastle Town - 'Small and adequate - but not especially clean'; 'Clean
but small'
Disgraceful:
- Mold - 'Mobile cabin-type things'…'There was some confusion as to where
they were, due to misleading signposts. They were by far the worst toilets
I've experienced outside Glastonbury and could be classed as a genuine
health hazard. Dark, smelly, wet, cold, it was just a trench situated in a
brick hut in the middle of some bushes. There was also half a football boot
in there. More worryingly, they were situated up a slight incline from the
burger hut, so if any "overspill" occurred...urrggh. A very likely
source of the foot and mouth outbreak.'
Special investigators: Colin Dollimore,
Simon Irving, Paul Lindsay, James Morris