toilets

Where others fear to tread

Horrible Edgar Street

Respectable:

1. Bristol City ('Great hand-dryers in the Gents - ideal for warming yourself up on a cold day')
2. Swindon ('Quite nice and clean, though no finger buffet laid on unlike last year when there was various remains of half-eaten pasties throughout the toilet')
3. Brentford ('Generally clean - adequate')
4. Reading ('Clean and modern', 'Not huge but fairly clean'); Bournemouth ('Three Portakabins'); Wigan ('Very JJB').

Disgraceful: 

1. Hereford ('Smelly, dark, prehistoric. They were positively dangerous')
2. Brentford ('Very hard to find - they were hidden away cleverly. They were fairly small with just one row of urinals and three cubicals. They appeared pretty dirty - not of the highest quality. Verdict: Average')

Special investigators: David Jennings; Gareth Davies, Paul Lindsay; Peter Davies; Rob Stock