toilets

Where others fear to tread

Floating Burgers

Respectable:

1. Oldham ("Adequate")

Disgraceful: 

1. Colchester ("No urinals and only two bowls. Goodness knows what they do when there's a big away following. On one of the cisterns was a whole burger with one bite taken out of it - but the bite was lying next to the burger! I decided against buying one")
2. Bury ("Dark and disgraceful", '"Horrible")
3. Peterborough ("Shattering pong - the ammonia almost made my eyes run")Hereford ('Smelly, dark, prehistoric. They were positively dangerous')

Special investigators: Alun Thomas, Mike Hughes, Robert Davies