Match Programme and Fanzines Food and Toilets
  • Front cover? Offside is the programme's snappy title and the cover is very tangerine and blue. The main image is extremely celebratory - Blackpool holding the LDV Vans Trophy aloft.

  • Value for money? £2 for 40 pages - OK.

  • Decent content? Colourful, varied, all the usual bizarre stats and parochial features.

  • Attractive design? Lively.

  • Best article? Tangerines 'star' John Hills' column, 'Another View From…' In it he compares Blackpool's silverware-grabbling exploits (the LDV) to Liverpool's in their triple trophy season. Do me a favour, John.

  • Overall? Extremely tangerine.

Food: Tea hut very small and dingy.

Toilets: Prehistoric facilities. Dark, wet, cold, smelly. And that's not even mentioning the Ladies.