If we ever got dumped in the League of Wales (God forbid) we'd have to play...

Caersws FC

The Ultimate Bluffers' Guide

Club emblem: Blue bird flies off leftwards

History of club in one sentence: Big in Mid-Wales - but not beyond

Describe the club in three words: Small, homely, Welsh

Ground: Recreation Ground

Club colours look like: Everton/Ipswich/Leicester City

Magic moment: Welsh Amateur Cup winners 1960-1

The boss man: Mickey Evans - Yes the Mickey Evans

One 'famous' player: Son of Mickey - Graham - now at Aston Villa

Commentators most likely to say: "Evans above - Caersws have gone goal crazy!"

Not to be confused with: Caerleon, Car rental, Car wash

Top trivia: Seating capacity at Recreation Ground = 150