Match Programme

Southend United

Front cover? Rather surreal picture of a home player.
Value for money? Yes - £2.20 for 64 pages, and only 15 of these were adverts.
Decent content? Wide spectrum of subjects.
Attractive design? Above average.
Best article? Page 26, looking back at Southend's home game against Wrexham in 1959, with the added bonus of details of where all their players in that game are now.
Overall? A definite thumbs-up.

Bristol Rovers

Front cover? Called The Pirate. Colour shot of the most recent game, that being the 0-0 draw v Runcorn in the FA Cup! We know how it feels to struggle v Runcorn!
Value for money? 4/5 - 64 pages, £2.
Decent content?

'The Boss': Ray Graydon's notes are opened with the Rovers manager making it clear how good a friend of his he considers Denis Smith to be, and how they have followed each other's careers closely.

'Youth Report': Phil Bater is still there, as Bristol Rovers' Director of Youth Excellence! He writes a piece on the most recent U-19s match.

'Opposition features': six pages, mainly comprised of a potted write-up of the players and our recent form, team photo, manager feature, and a few stats. Separate is a Pirates/Robins (sic) 'Connections' page of players who have played for both.

Other major features: 'Gas Girls' - the Bristol Rovers Ladies football team have a page. They are shit hot! They are top of a league featuring Ladies teams from Chelsea, Wimbledon, Ipswich Town and Bristol City to name but a few! Perhaps Mr Graydon needs to consider swapping the ladies for his current squad! 'Clocking on', 'Pirate Eye', 'Supporters Clubs' and 'In the Community' - very large features in the programme centred around photos and articles related to fans, local schools, and their own WINS-style set-up (Gas Trust ). 'In Conversation With' and 'In My View' which have pieces written by various squad players, not just the captain.
'Gall's Goal Fires Wales': Kevin Gall gets a page headline for his U-21 exploits in Azerbaijan. 'Taff Talk': A whole page on Kevin Gall, his career, and his prospects for Gas and for Wales. 'Rovers Red Dragons': a page on all Welsh connections and international players from Rovers history.

Fans views: there are a number of articles written by supporters, including 'Around the Ground', 'Talking Ed' and 'Eclectic Blue'..
Attractive design? How times change - our once proud matchday programme is now lagging behind the field. We offer 40 pages of 'samey' material which can be read in an hour. The Pirate is a veritable book in itself: 16 out of 60 pages are adverts. We have 9 pages of ads in 40. Both roughly 25 per cent, but they give themselves a massive 44 pages to play with thanks to the ads; we have 31 pages to spare for the same price.
Best article? 'Enemy Lines' is brilliant: Reds fans Pete Davies and Matthew Williams answering a list of questions via e/mail.
Overall? Ah well…who won the bloody game anyway! Seriously, I hope they survive. They have magnificent support (second best in the division) and deserve a more successful team than they currently have.

Wales v Italy

Front cover? A bit low-key in terms of lettering but a fantastically bizarre angle on Earnshaw scoring past Oliver Khan. Manages to make it look like his legs are facing in opposite directions when one of the legs (presumably) belongs to Khan!
Value for money? Come on! £10 to see Wales beat Italy and £2 a programme. Do you feel there are lessons for anyone else here?
Decent content? Not bad and all pretty relevant but missing out squad numbers for both teams was a bit poor really.
Attractive design? No, not really. Had the look of a kind of slightly expanded good Division Two programme.
Best article? 'The Final Whistle' - a single page item right at the very back which quite rightly slags off the many parties apt to denigrate Welsh football at all levels. It started with Five Live and finished with the Welsh Assembly. Excellent
Overall? I will look upon it with a certain fondness because of the memories it triggers rather than the content.