WALES WALES

Banzai Raje?
By Mike Hughes
| Mike
Hughes goes to the Millennium Stadium... ANALYZE THIS? Okay, good stuff out of the way first. A lovely sunny weekend in South Wales erased the bad memories of the preceding week and my kidney infection. I continued my strange obsession with new baseball caps by buying two new ones (I keep losing them on buses in Wrexham and in cinemas in Manchester - no I wasn't wearing it in the cinema). One of our group cried off because he was on a round-the-world trip (some people get their priorities all wrong) and his replacement dropped out with gout. He doesn't have a history of gout but woke up with a swollen foot. Our conclusion was that he'd dropped a beer bottle on it but if he told us a credible story we wouldn't believe him. In some senses, Azerbaijan was everything we hoped for: a full house; a win; three points; a clean sheet; an extension of the unbeaten run and more football shirts in the streets than rugby; however…on the debit side were injuries to Savage and Speed and, although, we had a second-string team out at the back, we also put together a poor performance in a few too many respects as a team. The re-arrangement of the Serbia fixture makes the injuries less significant in one sense but, in another, one can't help but feel that both Steve Bruce and Bobby Robson are going to be just a little less keen to see their players released on what is currently an international friendly date despite the fact that Savage managed to effectively injure himself through stretching into a tackle he never had to make in the first place (although see my reference to Giggs below). As if our four remaining fixtures weren't going to be hard enough, we also seem to have got away with stuff in our last three matches that we may not in our next few. This is often called good luck amid much talk of 'making your own'; however, you would have to be particularly stupid to not see that Wales is currently a team at full stretch and that, contrary to media reports suggesting we could go up another couple of gears, our last two games have suggested that, despite the system helping new players fit in, we are beginning to be exposed in ways that will cost us dear when we really need to produce the goods. What do I mean by this? Well, first of all, Davies in defence was very good (perhaps Glenda does have a point?) and even the erratic but enthusiastic Oster in midfield seemed okay but the lack of Davies to balance us upfront until a third of the way into the second half (when the game was fortuitously dead) and the lack of the calm exuded by Gabbidon at the back left Bellamy upfront looking like a one-trick pony; Giggs battered and marked out of the game; and the midfield giving the ball away like it was Fergie on a bad day. Many wondered what might have happened if we hadn't scored the first goal so early. Are we really going to go to Italy or Serbia and secure a point if we give technically competent but ineffective teams like Azerbaijan and Bosnia just as many chances as we create (check the stats. for yourself)? What do you think would happen against Brazil or, more pertinently, France or Spain if we did that? What can we do about this? I suspect, absolutely nothing. We are a small nation and our defence currently looks paper thin. Our manager has adapted the players to this quite brilliantly but only time will tell whether we can get away with it for long enough to qualify in first place. The real qualification tests start from August onwards. One final serious comment. As Bellamy scored our opener Giggs was treated by their no.11 to what might be commonly known (especially to Bellamy) as common assault. He spent the first 20 minutes rubbing his eye to see. He had two markers on him every time he touched the ball and was battered from pillar to post for 90 minutes. Among the better ones was the holding of the skin on his neck in the move just prior to his scoring (one way to iron out those wrinkles!) and the arms across his neck and chin and studs into the back of his knee on at least three occasions. Did you see him retaliate or even complain once? Bellamy - watch and learn. Okay, that's the serious analysis out of the way. Now for the fun. I have tinnitus, which is bad enough on a good day but by half time most of the West stand had it too. We of Wrexham know all too well just how difficult it is to make the big magic electric stuff send noise to all four corners of a stadium without upsetting the druids so hats off to Cardiffians for turning it up to 12 on a scale of 10 and making sure that no-one could debate the game afterwards because we couldn't hear each other! I am told that some prat yelled 'Wow' over the PA after our opening goal; however, I was too busy being pinned into the groin of the person (not nice) behind me by the G-force level sound- waves to actually be able to decipher anything! Amusing though Big John was over the PA at half time, I was less amused to hear We Shall Not Be Moved and, far worse, Perfect Day - a song about a hit of smack for goodness sake. What is the world coming to? |